the person who gets money for a present on an evenlope but pretends not to see the money

the person who even if you gift them a doritos bag they thank you

the person who isn't there for their birthday cuz they are already going out and didn't tell you

the person who rather stay at home looking at memes or playing video games

the person who makes a whole party just so they can get presents and even send people their wishlist

*sweet 16 theme plays in the distance*

the person who hints at people what they want for their birthday on every conversation 2 weeks before their birthday

the person who only wants to go to a restaurant

the person who has been the same age for 4 consecutive years

the person who cries because they are "too old now"